Ronaldo, Messi behind Russian invading Champions League final
Desperate duo (enemies) Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi teamed up for the night of the Champions League for a good cause – to share the painful evening together.
Both football legends were out of the final of the Champions league and watching another club winning it was one of their toughest days ever. Ronaldo is known to be a cry baby whilst Messi is known to call people donkey when he doesn’t get what he wants https://bit.ly/2Knggdp
The point remains that Liverpool secured their sixth Champions League title with victory over Tottenham 2 -0. The stars of the night were Mohammed Salah who scored the penalty and a late goal by Divock Origi secured the win for Liverpool, making this their first trophy under Jurgen Klopp.
No one can mock Klopp for always losing finals from now on. He won, and he did it with Liverpool.
It had been a while since Ronaldo and Messi were plotting something to mess the game up, but it took them a while to come up with a plan. Both are very famous players and their network is huge. This helped in their plot.
They wanted to disrupt the Champions League final as a ‘punishment’ for not being in it. “Donkey, I know you hate my guts and you’re jealous of my trophies, but do you want to join me in this mission?” This was a message Messi sent to Ronaldo.
“Don’t call me a donkey. I am Ronaldo and I’m not jealous. Facts are I’m better than you”, replied Ronaldo.
“Cry baby, can we cut the crap and tell me whether you want to be my partner in crime in this? Are you aware that we are two of the most paid players on the planet, and we’re not part of the Champions League final? This doesn’t make us any justice”, Messi replied.
“FINE. What did you have in mind? Make it cheesy if not, I’m out” was Ronaldo’s reaction.
The plot was what was seen during the final – a female pitch invader.
The woman was wearing a rather kinky skimpy swimsuit with the words ‘Vitaly uncensored’ written on it. The woman is believed to be Kinsey Wolanski, the girlfriend of Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, the owner of an X-rated website.
When the Russian girl invaded the pitch, a happy Ronaldo grabbed Messi’s knees screaming “It worked! It worked! She did it! We won!”
This episode made both champions alienate from their heartache of not being present in the final. They opted to see the final from Ronaldo’s home. This was a first for both footballers. The positive result is that it made them spend some quality time together to get to know each other.
The result of all this is that Vitaly Uncensored was given some good exposure all over the planet. The YouTube channel boasts of 1.6 billion views and posts popular x-rated pranks.
Probably after this free advert, views will triple.
Moral of the story is that Liverpool won this year’s Champions League and they all lived happily after.